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It's A Redneck Valentines day
If u luv me darlin and u aim to please,
Get me some flea powders cause my dogs got fleas.
I know you want to give me something good,
So how bout a pick up load of stove wood.
The tar on my wheel barra suddenly went flat,
And I could shore use some food for my cat.
Tha handle to my axe has got a big crack,
Can’t change my truck tar without a jack.
Any of the above or something I need,
Cause Valentines Day is to say u love me.
I love u more n spaghetti with the o’s,
From yur baldhead to your crooked toes.
Yur bellies a might to fat from drankin all that beer,
But u still mean more n the taste of deer.
The way u spit yur tobaccy juice a runnin down yur chin,
Why I’d ruther have u than ten rich men.
Plain and simple yur the one fer me,
So happy Valentine’s Day baby.
