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VI



There was a painter from Kuwait

Who one day painted a portrait

Of a pretty girl green-eyed

Who lived by the seashore

And was also half-wit.



VII (AC)



There was a man from Brighton

Who met a girl from Bon

He took care of her lawn

With his ready hard-on

And she was always turned-on.



VIII



There was a man from Cologne

That looked like a crone

People started to moan

And some started to groan

Everywhere he carried a bag of bones.



IX



There was a man from Tyrone

Who had a new phone touch-tone

He took it to the fair

He forgot it upon the stair

And into pieces by someboy was blown.



X



There was a man called Kent

Who was never really content

Then he met a woman called Mary

Who was all the time contrary

After a long time with him she's spent.



XI



There's a man by the name of Lou

Who liked beer for his very own to brew

Then he made a trip to Spain

Tried instead some champagne

And now he's coming unglue.