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SELF-HELP
My dad is acting so weird
It's muttering lately a lot to himself
And just acting like a nerd
Reading lots of books of do-it yourself.
I guess my mommy got to him
Because she's always reading those herself
And she takes takes them all over and to the gym
And she piles them up high to the ceiling from the bookshelf
My dad just said another cussword
When my mommy told him to better help himself
And then my dad very angry back spurned
Yeah! I'll help myself better when I get rid of HER!!
