COW POWER....OR KEEP ON MOOOVING.

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COMEDY.

My car has no motor

my car has no clutch,

my car has no petrol

for I don't need such.

But I can still travel,

you may wonder how?

I go into my barn

and I hitch up my cow.



If you need a taxi

I'll give you a ride.

I know it looks rough

but it's comfy inside.

At least, you'll admit

that it's really unique.

Your day in a car

I enjoy for a week.



There are no mechanics

who need to be paid,

no vast sums of money

that I have outlaid.

My cow is self-gassing

with no petrol tax.

I can travel at leisure,

lay back and relax.



If I get thirsty

and long for a drink

I have it on tap

in the flash of a wink.

I don't need a flask,

some bottle or other,

my cow carries milk

all fresh in her udder.



Yes, cow power is wonderful,

cow power is great!

I just hitch up my cow

then I'm off out the gate.

So if in your travels

you see me pass by,

just give a big wave

and I'll give you the eye.

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