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URGE TO PURGE







My friends if you ever get the urge to purge

I recommend a high colonic irrigation; the

Speculum is auto inserted up your butt

And warm water is injected for purgation.



There’s nothing better to do with your do-do

And to remove it all can prove to be ironical

For what you find up there may surprise you,

Yes, it could be an old San Francisco Chronicle.



Never you mind what people may say about you,

That you may be a bit odd or into auto eroticism;

Those bloated folk who obviously never purged

Have no right to offer up their banal criticism.



Through history and written in Egyptian hieroglyphics

We see this healing art performed and studied; a

Bird would squirt water up the Pharoah’s ass

And, perhaps this is the reason the Nile was muddied.