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FREEBIES LIST
If you ever watched Friends I’m sure you’ve heard of an arrangement couples make
that involves a list of celebrities of which the other may partake…
If the opportunity arises…if one day you find yourself meeting….
you’re allowed to sleep with said celebrity…and it’s not considered cheating.
Since that episode of Friends aired, it’s been know as the ‘Freebies List’
Well Deborah and I have a similar arrangement…with an unconventional twist.
Let us take a minute here…I see you’re all a-shutter
And give you all the opportunity…to take you’re minds out of the gutter.
We have been vegetarians for many years…and seldom do we cheat…
even though our Freebies list consists of…certain meats we’d like to eat.
If the opportunity arises…if one day we find ourselves meeting
we can devour an item from our list…and it’s not considered cheating.
My list is rather simple…my meaty desires are but few
It doesn’t involve a T-bone steak…or a down home barbecue…
It contains a crispy piece of bacon…I love how the aroma fills the air
and is there any better taste sensation that a corn dog at the fair…
And long before I was a vegetarian…while out west, my mouth was kissed
by a juicy In and Out Burger…the meat that tops my list.
We landed in Las Vegas and I was pleasantly surprised to see
a sign for not one In and Out Burger…not two…no…there are three!
Does a better city than Las Vegas in this country even exist?
To have three restaurants with my favorite burger that sits atop my freebies list.
We’re staying in Vegas for three days…and on my freebies list I hate to infringe…
but three days with three In and Out Burgers…I think I’m going to binge…
And vegetarians out there before you think I’m going to Hell…
I won’t be alone because In and Out Burger is on Deborah’s Freebies list as well.
We’ve decided when we get back home…this meat eating will definitely stop…
In the meantime we were wondering…that next In and Out burger we order…
can it come with bacon on top.?
