'05 Owned

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2005

Devil said "once" he would rule the world. He never did. God took over instead.  He won the battle for everyone. The Devil went down once again, this time it was permanent.  The party went on heavy in the skies with nobody guarding the gate. Nobody, for some reason, suspected the Devil being smart to have close supporter.  The heavens went crazy for that day. It was a victory.  Something must have slipped in to crash the party.  The swindle that was defeated was a fake.  The Devil was very strong and he could not be beaten.  God did take over, but, it was not him that beat the recent evil. Good is strong but there is always a leader. The Devil defeated the followers and momentarily commanded the skies.  During that moment in time, certain parts of the world, were poured with lava rain.  Deadly gases wiping out all that could cover shelter.  Though God "is" everywhere,  this somehow passed Almighty.  The devastation caused in those moments left total destruction.  The aftermath was catastrophic and could not be bared.  Laughing away to this monstrous event, the Devil stood in a self made throne thinking, "priceless."  God arrives and notices belligerence.  How could such a buffoon do so little damage in such a period.  What an idiot!  Is that the best you could do pudden-head?  The Evil loon raises his silly spork and casts a flame at the man.  Take that you white-coated towel boy.  God raises his hand insulted by such nonsense. He stops the great fiery spit-ball, plays with it, then chews it.  Strange, it used to be alot spicier!  What happened to that ol' pepper you had?  The angry little red beast shoots another. This time at lower ground.  Why would you do something like that red ape!  Becauce I can.  I am a thief,  a cheat and best of all, a the king o... Yes, I know, king of molted flatulence that walks around with a pointy stick.  I am a LIAR! The leader of all LIARRRS!  You are begining to piss me offf!  Yes, I see you've pissed yourself.  The Great Ugly jumps toward The Great Almighty and knocks him to the floor.  Someone said once that you could never be knocked down. Who ever said it was wrong.  The Beast, not knowing his position, stared at God straight in the eyes. What are you going to do now cloak boy?  Humorous God said, spare me with the articulate speech. First of all, you will never make it to the top, Ever! Second, YOU are too Ugly to even run your own place, and last of all, you are the one riding bitch!  No matter what you do! We could stand up face to face or you can sit here while I tear your ass up!  So, like Tupac says, How do you want it, walking tampon?  The Devil raises his head, stands up, and walks away muttering trying to register what The Almighty just said.  

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