PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

Ingredients:

1 cup miniature morsels of truth

1 cup inflated ego

1/2 cup fact

3 cups opinion

1/4 cup misinterpretation

1 1/2 cups individual perception

1 tablespoon extract of sarcasm

2 tablespoons double standard

1 teaspoon common sense (optional)



Combine opinion, fact and misinterpretation

in whatever vessel you like and mix until

it all looks the same. Then fold in ego.

Set aside.

In seperate bowl, combine remaining

ingredients, careful not to let perception

expand before mixing, beat until smooth.

Sprinkle morsels of truth on top of mis-

interpreted fact/opinion mix, then top with

sarcastic double standard closed mind mix.



Let set overnight until grey area becomes

black and white. Ask only the questions which

cannot be answered in the time you allow.



Voila, you have a believable shroud with which

to hide behind, away from reality, away from

the bigger picture, and away from the real

unadulterated answers, but it will appear that

you searched out the whole truth to the best

of your ability, and hungry minds need look

no further than the plate you offer.



This dish is best served lukewarm, with a tall

glass of denial and a side of aged uncaring

for things which have no short term importance

to the bottom line.



From the kitchen of America Inc.