Economic Theories' Effect On The Descent Of Mankind

1.  Capitalism

 

Everyone is in bed with everyone else;
everyone is welcome at the party.

 

2.  Socialism

 

Everyone is in bed with party planners,
but no one can find a successful party.

 

3.  Communism

 

Most people are in bed with themselves,
and only the secret police can find the Party.

 

4.  Leninism

 

Most people do no deserve a bed, but must listen to
Lenin, aloof, interminably insisting that he, alone, is the Party.

 

Starward

 

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