i think it really was two men
and after they tried to kill each other over and over again
eventually man stuck his thing inside the other man
he sucked it
he played with it
eventually put it where the sun didn't shine
then God interviened and said one of you has to be the lesser
so he took a rib and did some magic and made a new hole in the front with a seal
i wonder how many hours went by before adam made her bleed for the first time
this is pretty graphic
don't you think?