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I Know the Secret Behind the Easter Eggs
"Find Love now!"
the email ad said.
But I wasn't
looking for it.
And either way,
why is it hiding?
And where?
Christ,
they make it sound
like an Easter Egg:
Discover it,
hold it
in conquest,
smile,
then look for another.
"Find Love now!"
In a URL?
I find that
hard to re-tell
with a straight face.
No, it'd probably be
contorted
in laughter.
My inbox
is funny sometimes.
"Fall in Love now!"
How does it happen
that people
fall in it,
but later
fall out of it?
That's not physically
feasible,
is it?
Or am I being
unreasonable
and a cynic?
A world of hopefuls
concerned
over one syllable,
four letters,
two verbs,
and trying to break down
what it all means.
But maybe the allure –
the drive for the search -
is in its mystery.
Oh, what a trip.
One day I'll tell everyone
I've long since
cracked the case.
That
Love ain't so difficult
to decipher.
I've found it all out
and I'm pretty sure
the mystical term
in which
we've all been confiding
is merely an acronym.
--Lust Over Vagina--
Shit, the E is still hiding.
