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The Day I Met A South'ner
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Dumb R-Rated Material (Edited) Well I was bored one day
So I decided to rest
The mystery of the excitement
On a woman's chest
So I went online
And the sites I was among
Were not for virgin eyes
And certainly not the young
Well I started feelin' tingly
Like I thought I had to pee
I looked down and saw a South'ner
Looking up at me
So I shook his hand
And I asked, "Are you the guv'nor?"
He just puked all over me
That's the day I met a South'ner
Well, he's got one eye
And sometimes he likes to spy (on me!)
I hear all guys have got one, too
Now guys you have to listen
I hear the females South'ners missin
Females I feel bad for you
Cuz when I met my pal
Who by the way I named Al
Well, we shake hands a lot now
He pukes so much don't know how
So I shake his hand
And I ask, "D'ya know my mother?"
He just pukes all over me
That's how I met a South'ner
Now I shake hands everyday
He's got nothing to say
He always wants to play AND...
I found out later that it was not a he it was just my penis and that's how men and women have babies and I wasn't shaking his hand I was actually, as kids call it nowadays, "jacking off" and now everythings cool, because the pukings normal and I'm gonna be fine because I asked my mom and she answered with a quick...
"HEY!!!!!"
