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Can you have cybersex with your clothes on?

Or masturbate with a shoe?

Can you see your asshole?

You can? I never knew



I asked Mommmy

About Essy Ex

And watching movies

That are rated X

It's just not fair



Now I know so much about that

That I went to see this chick

She asked if I wanted to see her cat

And then she tried to touch my dick

Then I ran away thinkin' first,

"I think I better run away fast."

And, "Are those lips really hers

Or did she borrow 'em from her ass?"



I asked Mommmy

About Essy Ex

And watching movies

That are rated X

I asked about lube

The stuff in the tube

And the pole that makes her scream like Rex



I asked Mommmy

About Essy Ex

And watching movies

That are rated X

I asked about head

The stuff under her bed

Now I'm the master of sex