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I’ve often been busy and needed to eat my food while working.  There were many times that I had my lunch in a cubicle.  There were times, I had the sandwich perched next to me on my forklift.  So it shouldn’t come as that much of a shock that a pro wrestler might need to eat his meal while wrestling in the ring.  They have busy schedules and don’t get proper breaks.  Everybody remembers the legendary Magnificent Don Muraco chomping on a meatball sub while destroying a jobber named Victor Mercado.  He took chomps on his sandwich between blows.  He didn’t have one hand tied behind his back but he may as well have.  It was a one handed destruction.  Captain Lou fed him bites on the sandwich.  It’s always good to have a caddie willing to hold your sandwich while you work.

Taking it all too far

We eat our food during work

Or during a match

A swig of soda between typing sentences or a chomp of a meatball sub between forearm smashes.  He didn’t even need to use the can as a weapon.  If the jobber is that mediocre and you are that hungry, sometimes you just have to go with the flow.  All the better if Captain Lou can take a spill on your unused portion of the sub.  We have to get our laughs somehow.

Jobber getting squashed

Humiliation in tow

Easily won match