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One of the worst things about the school systems is the number of perverts that manage to get in there with the kids.  I remember one guy when I was in high school that fit the bill to a tee.

This guy was an assistant principal and his thing was that he loved to paddle students that were sent in need of disciplinary action.  Now, I dig S & M and paddling as much as the next guy.  But my mistress gets awful jealous when someone else tattoos my ass with a paddle.

It was really a disgrace if you give it any serious thought at all.  Lining students up and whacking their asses one by one right down the line.  He seemed to derive great pleasure from whacking away on the asses of young teenagers.

Sometimes I swear there was a drop of drool forming on his lips as he went down the line.  I used to piss him off because state policy or school policy gave us a choice of paddle or detention.  I always took detention.  I wasn’t about to let some sick pervert manhandle my ass.  Shit, I was still a minor so the issue of statutory rape comes into question here.

I just took detention.  I liked to read anyway and I didn’t always think to read when I went straight home.  I just sat in the detention room reading novels or collections of short stories.

One time, I was taking a mock petition to free Abbie Hoffman from prison even though he wasn’t actually in prison at the time.  This infuriated the perverted jackass who made all kinds of accusations against Abbie—some of which may even have been true.

I think this made my ass all the more desirable for him to paddle but as always I said “No!”   He was violating my right to free speech, imposing political views and then trying to violate my ass with his paddle.

Abbie did do a lot of bad things in his life.  I will grant you that.  But there is no record I know of ever tying him to pedophilia.

And even worse may be the school district which eventually promoted him to principal of a junior high school.  I guess he grew tired of high school tail and felt a need to explore the asses of even younger students.

So leave it to the school district to promote a pervert to a higher job.  Maybe they were taking cues from a number of Catholic bishops around the country.  It makes me real anxious to have kids of my own and send them off to school.

5-18-98