THE INFAMOUS HAIKU FULL MOON INCIDENT

 

 

We had to do

a haiku

about the moon

 

and everyone else

was thinking

of the moon

that orbits the Earth

 

but me,

ever the iconoclast,

and ever insane

was thinking of something else

 

My turn

I mooned the audience

and won the round


brevity is 

the soul of wit

even when 

it is just a fat ass

on the stage

 

 

 

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