DESTINY BE A BITCH

 

 

It must be sad

cause it’s Friday night

and I’m happy

because it’s the season premiere

of Dennis Miller Live

 

Once upon a time—

once upon a glorious time

I would never be home

on a Friday night

 

and now I’m thinking

“Boy, I’m glad

I didn’t have to go out

and miss Dennis Miller.”

 

It’s not to criticize

his performance or show

because it’s good

but I really should

be more active than this

 

Used to be

I was automatically out

on Friday night

no questions asked

 

Well, now I’m old,

lonely, bitter

and more tired

than ever before

 

Destiny be a bitch

or so they say

and you’ll not hear

a peep of protest from me

 

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