A tree growing in the ground
decided to uproot itself
it scared the Hell out of me
to see a tree walking around
I swallowed my fear and spoke
“Hello, Mr. Tree, What are you doing?”
I felt like an ass talking to a tree
but I wanted it to know I was friendly
It picked me up with its branches
and threw me to the ground
I stuck up my middle finger at the tree
as I scurried away to safety