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DESPONDENT THIEF
A jewel
was stolen
from
the gift shop
on Jeweler’s Row
when the manager
left the key
under a door mat
right outside the store
The manager
got fired
for stupidity
and the thief
later came
to learn
that what he stole
was a fake
worth less
than $11.98
and so despondent
was the thief
he turned himself in
