DESPONDENT THIEF

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POESIE HERESY

 

A jewel

was stolen

from

the gift shop

on Jeweler’s Row

 

when the manager

left the key

under a door mat

right outside the store

 

The manager

got fired

for stupidity

 

and the thief

later came

to learn

that what he stole

was a fake

 

worth less

than $11.98

 

and so despondent

was the thief

he turned himself in

 

 

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