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You can call me a slugger

others call me lover

some even call me careful

I avoid making baby mothers

I get a bird's eye view of

her field wearing a glover

trying to hit something

one way or the other

I won't confuse the

real women with bitches

cuz they're the ones who

throw wild pitches

A real woman makes

me work around her mound

playing a fair game, no foul balls around

If it's a challenge......

she'll throw you a curve

but if you hit it right,

you'll wind up on first

I have plenty of RBI's

stands for Real Big on Intimacy

I can swing a bat well, baby

and I'll do it immediately

If you're not within my zone

I might just walk

If you try to get me out

I might just talk

don't sleep....I might have

schemes to steal second

if I do, that, that's your ass I reckon

all I need to do is slide face first

make you start hollering

like I stole your purse

so what do you do?

have a back up plan or relief?

I'm halfway home now

and my lineup is unique

I like how you throw a tease

to keep me from scorin

but my line drive is irresistable

too hot to be ignorin

Now here I am movin on to third

by a "head of an inch"....that's word

He's coming......coming........

not out, but he's "safe"

the adrenaline is flowing

two balls and no strikes

give it to me right down the middle

yeah.....that's what I like

I hit it from the back....back....back

it's high.....it's gone!!!!

Uh huh...I'm bringin it home

I'm bringin it on, a home run blast

coming from your lover

doing what I must do

one way or the other

another one-on-one game

really sounds pleasing

you're in first place, baby

I'll see you postseason



America's favorite pasttimes: Baseball & Sex. Well, not necessarily in that

order. One.