WELL COMPENSATED BEARD

 

What exactly did

Mrs. Brady do?

She didn’t work

She had no job.

 

She didn’t cook

or do housework.

They had a maid

to keep the house clean.

 

We start to presume

she satisfied Mr. Brady

in the bedroom—

 

but then we learn later

that Mr. Brady was gay

so she wasn’t even

“Bow chick a wow wow”

 

She lived in a nice home

and ate good meals

cooked up for her

and no one can figure out

what exactly she did.

 

Nice gig if you can get it.

I wonder how you apply.

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I have way too much time on my hands and I get to thinking about things like this.

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