fun things to fuck (if youre a winner)

fuck the front door

fuck the back

fuck the good girls with the knack

fuck the government

until they fuck you back

fuck a muslim

fuck a jew

fuck fans of blink 182

that's illegal if you were born in '83

fuck a bean cheese burrito

fuck a bowl of cookie dough

fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe

fuck a cop

fuck a marine

fuck a jar of vaseline

fuck a calzone with pepperoni

fuck a midget

fuck a dwarf

fuck chris cringle with an elf

but before you fuck it all...

go fuck yourself!

Author's Notes/Comments: 

god this is really stupid!

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