in the morning i awake

i feel my bladder bout to break

scratch my balls, i rub my eyes

feeling lousey

my girlfriend tells me that

it's time to take a bath

i say "no, not today

it's only tuesday"

once every 24 hours

i'm supposed to take a shower

that's not the way i do it

do it, do it

personal hygene is the last thing on my mind

i don't wanna do it, do it, do it

you know it doesn't make a difference to me

everyday i do the same old thing

so why must i have to be clean

those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays

also known as shower days

i hate them

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