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Simple like Sitting
Yet, bamboo sticks are tied to his legs. One leg even
flees the country to perfect tax evasion. The other never
even was one, but just a teacher's stick on a poor boy's
shoe. No disciplinary action is taken.
However, chairs are targeted as members of a terrorist
organization. They're sent to cleansing camps. (Euphem-
isms, too, are deemed terrorists.) A large soap franchise
in Idaho begins earning massive profits.
The condemned gain autonomy and unionize, deeming
being sat upon politically incorrect and barbaric. The ban
is evidently stretched into any idea or representation of:
That act.
"Euphemizers! Terrorists!" they exclaim. "Return to
your waiting rooms, dining tables, and automobiles."
Wheelchairs, rocking chairs, toilet seats, cartoon rocket
seats, bicycle saddles, a mime's horse saddle, sofas, pues,
benches, bar stools, sitting logs, thrones, and recliners
are released on bail.
A shame. All those open spots and no way to use them.
