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A b.j. for my birthday

Is what she promised me

And I was so excited

That I thought that I might pee

I was really looking forward

To that bj on that night

But then my love she called

And told me that she missed her flight

She wouldn't then be home

But if I could take a raincheck

I'd still get a special bj

For a belated birthday present



I told her yes, just get home safe

As that was most important

And when we were together

Then my bj could get started

I'm still looking forward to it

And I know it will feel good

When I finally get my bj

From that sensual, lovely woman



The next day she got home

And smiled sexily at me

She glanced down and raised her eyebrows

As I was nice and "ready"

Then she kissed me softly

Said "Here you go"

And dropped a bag of beef jerky

On my lap.



DAMMIT!!!!!