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Glory be to God

For He created boobies

He must have wanted something

To make men a little screwy

So He sayeth, "Women shall have

  boobies to help them look so nice

  and men will fall all over themselves

  to look at them once or twice"

We'll start to drool as they jiggle

As if we're in a trance

And then we'll feel a tingling sensation

Starting in our pants

Here is when we're REALLY in trouble

For now the blood must leave our brain

And as it travels south

Like Neandrathols we'll remain

So ladies, if you wish to keep us men

Forever under your spell

Just jiggle your boobies now and then

And our brains will go to Hell.



NOTE: please keep in mind, this is meant

      be humorous and is not to be taken

      seriously.