Old Married Couple

I'm not a doormat and she's not so considerate,

So what do we do about that?

Seems like we baked something much too long,

we burned it all so now we're starting from scratch,

Grab the dates, add the humor,

Mix in a few well placed drinks,

Hope to God we don't fight like regular,

Cause romance shouldn't stink,

Keep me close to the bar and keep her close to the bathroom,

In case either of us need a break,

I've had my fill of dating new people,

And of her but she's far better,

Nevertheless this is all I can take.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I'm a mild fan of 'fighting like an old married couple.'

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