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Well by now ya'll have surely figured out I had a thing for this barmaid and you know how I felt about the yellow running insect

that to the day she sold it She would Not let my fingers under the hood of it . 
yes She was that obstinate and if you care to know in the dictionary that's defined as stubbornly refusing to change one's opinion or chosen course of action, despite attempts to persuade to do so.
synonyms: stubborn, unyielding, inflexible, unbending, intransigent, intractable,obdurate, mulish
,( bullheaded, stubborn as a mule one of My personal ones) , pigheaded, self-willed,strong-willed, headstrong, willful, (contrary,another one ! )
recalcitrant,refractory, uncooperative, unmanageable,,uncompromising, implacable, unrelenting, immovable, unshakable; and 
Just Damned Annoying was what she was !

Now parts of this I didn't know about till it was to damn'd late !
she wanted to go to Denver in that Yellow Thing !
which was fine with her Father but only if she took Me along !
yeah I had a hard time with the fact He trusted Me To !
in fact it wasn't till years later I found out the guy even liked Me ,

Who knew right ?
anyway I figured it was just cause I could usually get myself out of any trouble that came our direction and if not bull My neck an fight the way out

Now I Figured if someone took her all I'd have to do was sit there long enough and they'd come dragging her ass back hogtied and gagged paying Me to take her back .... the only problem with that thought was ,Who The Hell Was Untying Her .....sure as hell wasn't going to be me I knew how She could be pissed Off !!!!!

anyway She Knew I wasn't going to willingly ride shotgun in a yellow bug in DENVER !
an yes she asked and got the answer she knew she'd get .....

No Way In Hell you want to go to denver fine but were going in my truck or were not going simple as that
..........

How about We shoot a game of pool ,one game you win we go in truck If on the other hand I win BUG TIME ! 
I know my jaw had to of hit the floor ,
You win at 8 ball against Me ?

what the fuck have you been smoking

you do remember i'm the one who used to sneak you into this place and taught you the game ???

So what are you saying you're scared to play me ???

DING DING ROUND ONE !
Me ? I'm not scared of a damned thing ( I hate the fact she always knew just what button to push ) 
Okay game on ! 
now ya got to pay attention to this next part !
it was just Me Kelly and Dick Lemon in there 
and I should've known right there I was being hustled at my own game

I'm not saying I was good but I was way beyond average

there were a couple who could beat me pretty regularly Tom Shaffer being one

and Yes you guessed it Dick Lemon

Now to understand all this like Me

you have to find out this had all been pre planed for over a month earlier and I mean the whole thing from Father saying yes to Dick spending every afternoon for a fricking month teaching Her every dirty rotten trick up his sleeves 
She went begging him to help her she told him all it has to be is one game
and He agreed to it

telling her now you're only going to get one shot at Him before he figures this out and you're going to have to rattle his cage and let him help you beat himself
He's good but still way to cocky for his own good

now dick didn't just show her how to shoot

he showed her how to leave shit in my way where I had to put her balls in while getting mine

while I had my head up my ass 
it didn't take long to realize she was dead serious and i was goofing off and Dick was just kind a leaning on the old snooker table watching like he had not a care in the world

Then it hit Me I'm going to have to ride shotgun in a Bug to Denver 
Dick was a grinning when he saw the lights come on

realizing I'd just been Hustled

DICK YOU NO GOOD #$%^&**&^%$$%^&*&^%
Thanks A Lot 
So I ended up going to Denver with Her along with little brother in the back

( I don't think Ma was as trusting as Father lol )

and neither one got kidnapped and I never got paid to take them back 
but little brother helped with the amusement .........

but that's another story for another time

~D Donner ~