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by bumblebee and me :)
splish splash
i was taking a bath
and then the toaster fell in
now i'm having a bad hair day
and i can't seem to keep my head straight
i tripped over air
and fell in a puddle
seems that nothing is going my way
I ran into an old friend
literally
she looked at me strange
and kicked me in the side
she's 90 years old
but it still hurt
i found out i was adopted
my parents are really apes
no wonder i look so odd
the zoo came to my house
and tried to haul me away
i attempted to convince them
i tried to make them see
that i was civilized
but they didn't believe me
the toaster fried my little ape brain
it seems from all sex I must refrain
my genitals are shriveled and dry
I look at myself and cry "why, why WHY!"
i guess sitting in this cage aint so bad
i just wish those tigers
would stop staring
the only one that's caring
is that sexy zookeeper, kristy
I wonder if she'll fist me?
we could make animal porn
I haven't seen a body like that
since I was born
I'm an ape, and me like what me see
I'll jack myself off
and then I'll have to pee
