Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe (Pt.3)


The Old Lady

Was a real old crank,

She headed over to the Cat in the Hat

With a gas tank.

She threw the gas tank

At the Cat's head,

Knocked him out

Hoping he was dead.

While he was out

She tied him up,

Strung him from a tree

And smacked him with a cup.

She went up onto the roof

Where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,

She was quite the violent woman

As she started beating them with her broom.

Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat

Couldn't take it anymore,

They all got themselves loose

She beat them, till they were sore.

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