Some find needles in haystacks.
Some in getting women in the sack.
To some, heaven is a six pack or
a porno magazine stack.
A real life is what they really lack.
I found a gold coin in a corn field.
It was a shock.
My prison was about to unlock.
My boat was at the dock.
I felt like I had seen a hawk.
With all the animals I could talk.
I found a gold coin in a corn field.
My train had come in.
My plane was at the gate.
I could not believe my fate.
I guess me, fate no longer did hate.
Things were really happening at a fast rate.
It was better than a date.
I was finding a mate.
I could not believe my luck
I found a gold coin in a corn field.
I shot every carnival game duck.
I felt like I had been hit by a big truck.
I was going to win a buck or more.
What a score!
The game show I did win.
Oh, I found a gold coin in a corn field.
Yeah, I found a gold coin in a corn field.