THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

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COUNTRY POEMS



                     Honey,

               this is not funny anymore.

               A day no longer, sunny.

               A day when we cannot play.

                

               This is not funny anymore.



           This, I feel, is not the way to be doing things.

           No longer do I feel, that you were the steal

           you once were.

           It is starting to make me roar like a lion.

           Lying around is no longer what I will be doing.

           Lying around, in a pastute, mooing like a cow,

           is another something I will not be doing anymore.



              This is not funny anymore.

                

                 Listening to your lies, is

              also something else I will not be doing.

                Run away and slam the door.

                No longer am I going to act like

               a clueless lamb.

               But, like a big, tough, ram.



            Knowing and knowledge has hit me with a big bam.

            Knowing and knowledge has hit me with a big wam.

            Knowing and knowledge has hit me with a big slam.

            A basketball player-a big slam, jam, wam, play.

              Ok?  



               This is not funny anymore.

  

              A piece of food, beginning to mold.

              An old house, that has finally be sold.

              The end of a long night at the arcade.

      I have no fright of getting you out of my sight.  OO.

              

                       Tears.

             A toy that has been loved for years,

             and now is beyond mend.

             I am not a dummy.

             If I were a bunny, I would go down in my hole.

             A mole hole.



             The dirt making a big mound, all around.

             Another way to hide.

             A place where I would never been found.

             Yes, my plan is sound.

             Yes, I would hide, and my time would bide.



              This is not funny, anymore.



              This is really getting annoying.

              I am tired of the boying toying,

              You witch!

              which is with me, you have been doing.



      You may think I am just a cow calmly eating my food.

                    I am not.

                    I am no longer in a good mood.



                This is not funny anymore.



                 If you were working for me, I would have long since said, "You're fired."

                 If you were working for me, I would have long since been sorry, I said, "You're hired."

              If this is a joke, it has gone too far.

              A bar falling on my head is what it feels like.

              Dealing with you, is starting to be a chore.



              This is not funny anymore.

              

              To do different things.

              To do things that are new.



               I will no longer be blue.

               To do things that are new.

               I will no longer be blue.

               I will no longer be crying.

               I will just keep trying and trying and trying.

               OO.



               This is not funny anymore.

                

                Are you laughing?

                I have really tried to go far.

                I have tried to drive my car, down

                the highway far.  

                I have really tried to be a star.

                Are you laughing?  I hope not.

                I am really, really, really

              at the end of my rope, here, dear.



              This is not funny anymore.

              This is not funny anymore

              This is not funny anymore.



            

Author's Notes/Comments: 

A country song.  A person getting tired of dealing with somebody.  So, he is GOING to end it.  
NOT based on actual people or events.

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