THE TELEPHONE GAME

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          Now, it's time to play.

              The telephone game.

          Oh, the telephone game.

        Yeah, the telephone game.



           You want to order a product.

           You do.  

           Yeah, you do.  



       You call the 800 number.  The phone is answered.

       Thanks for calling (insert company name here)

All representatives are busy helping other customers,      

Your call will be answered soon. (Insert year number here.)  

Your call is important (along witn 1,000,000 others.)



            Thanks for waiting.

             Boring music.

All representatives are still busy with other customers.

Your call is important to us, really.  

It'll be answered soon. We mean it.  (insert month number here)

        

     More boring music and more waiting.

All representatives are still, still busy. Thanks for waiting.

Your call is important to us. really, really.

It will be answered soon, really, really.

(Insert week number here)

            Even more music and waiting.

All representatives are still, still, still, busy.

Your call is important.  Really, really, really.

It will be answered soon, really, really, really.



             Click.

            Somebody has just hung up on you.

             Is'nt this fun!!

         You're just lost The Telephone Game.

                    

Author's Notes/Comments: 

  So many people have felt this, I'm sure.

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