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Miss Senile's False Teeth
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Humorous Poetry Miss Senile took her teeth out to wash them,
and put the things away.
She had planned on going to the shopping mall,
and she ws going to spend the day.
When it was time to eat,
Miss Senile looked north, west, east and south.
She was surprised to discover,
her teeth were not in her mouth.
She was not in a hurry to go home,
to tell that the teeth were lost.
She knew she was in trouble,
when she remembered how much they had cost.
When she went into the bathroom,
she didn't know what to think.
Her teeth were safe and sound,
she had left them laying on the sink.
