Clinton - Giuliani Limericks

New York Limericks



It appears we may lose Giuliani

Now he’s got the big “C” in his fanny

Plus he’s publicly grieving

Since his wife’s prob’ly leaving

Hillary’s luck is uncanny







New York’s race got a real shot of gas

At the risk that it may sound quite crass

Between one’s prostate cancer

Or Hill’s carpetbag answer

There’s a choice between pains in the ass




Author's Notes/Comments: 

A couple of limericks written before Giuliani dropped out of the race.

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