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Pigflies
Horseflies maybe, Pigflies never!!!
i think that it may now be time
to take up pen, and defend swine
who if they heard us they would bristle
at abuse of their poor gristle
for they would surely flip their wigs
to see men described as dirty pigs
a pig would never stoop to much
of all men paint with their broad brush
a swine has never yet been dunken
and factually aren't really glutton
while man will steal an untended till
a pig will focus on his swill
and render chops and rashers hearty
and never stay out late to party
but flying pigs?! oh god forbid!
I've never thought of this! morbid!
with pigeons on my car at worst
came white spots at which i cursed
but pigs, my god! i have to say
i'd want it any other way!
for fear while on my auto tour
i'll dodge forever, pig manure!
so while i may sing piggy praises
i pray on wings those pigs don't spray us!!
