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My rock band could kick your rock band's ass,

Our singer is screamo, our bassist is class,

We've played gigs all over the country,

I'm the singer. I'm hot. Bet you want to fuck me,

Our lead guitarist can scream like Ozzy,

We're rock 'n' roll. We're cooler than Fonzie,

Our drummer can 'dum cha cha' better than Ghrol,

And our name is hotter than System Of A Down or Hole.

We've not got a contract because we're hardfuckingcore,

And there's no question about who you'd like more.

Yes my rock band could kick your rock band's ass.

Because we're fucking hot, we scream and our bassist's class.