Just Me Your Scribbler.

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Just Me Your Scribbler.

 

I have nothing to write about. Do you realise how much of nothing there is in this world. Let me surprise you, nothing is a large commodity, it is everywhere. How much of it is lying around in your own home. Tell the truth you have not bothered to look or it has not interested you. Those old newspapers that you have been meaning to throw away, you have read them, there was probably nothing of real interest and nothing would make you want to read them again. You can start off with this load of nothing get rid of it, it is taking your precious space from you. Those old letters that you have been meaning to get rid of. Letters from years ago most of the writers are gone to where we all have to go. Do they really interest you? I think not another load of nothing you can get rid of. What are you waiting for?

 

Those old love letters written by boy friends that have left you and married someone else, for the men I know, not many of you keep old love letters, and Sentimentality is not one of your traits. Those of you that are honest might even blush when you think of the girl friends that have left you for another. Was he I wonder richer or even more of a catch than you are willing to admit to yourself? Yes these old love letters are of no real interest in fact they are nothing to you any more another load of nothing to get rid of.

 

Am I upsetting you all by bringing up these things that really do belong in the past, if I am well that really does please me for I will let you into a little secret? I got rid of all my nothings a long, long time ago. A couple of seconds of pain and the release at getting rid of all those old nothings was a joyful experience. Sometimes I am even sorry that I got rid of my nothings but on the quiet, I am pleased at the space I have for the new experiences that I come across every day. Be truthful you have always wanted to leave all of these upsets way behind you, what is stopping you? A guilty conscience perhaps you would be surprised at your feelings if you were ever to meet one of the old boy friends or girl friends. You will wonder what you ever saw in them. Some you might even find downright ugly and your pleasure at not marrying such an ugly person will give you a lift, yes it will give you a lift that you have never experienced before. Get rid of all your nothings, if not for your own satisfaction then for mine. Have I written this scribble for nothing? That would hurt me and I do not, I emphasise this, I do not like being hurt by strangers, for that is what you are strangers to Bern your scribbler of nonsensical things such as this scribble.

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