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The Decision.
The decision.
A man awakes in hospital
Bandaged foot to head
The nurses say he’s lucky
That he is not quite dead.
The doctor comes and says
“you were in a terrible crash,
Been unconscious now for days,
My goodness what a smash.”
"But I have good news
You can still walk and talk
But there might be something
That just might make you baulk."
"You have lost your cock
We could not find a speck,
Your Willie winkles gone
You lost it in the wreck."
"But don"t you bloody worry
There is ten thousand pounds insurance
And with that kind of dosh
I can give you a big assurance."
"I have the best technology
To rebuild your missing dick
don"t you be downhearted
Or feeling kinda sick."
"I admit it is not cheap
It"s a thousand pounds an inch,
So it"s up to you
Do you spend or do you flinch?"
"Just take a day or two
To come to a decision
Ask your lady wife
Her opinion and envision."
A day or two it passed
The wife sat by his bed
The doctors on his rounds,
And to their room he treads
"So what is the decision?"
"You know I’m really itching!"
The wife looks up excited
"I"m getting a new kitchen!"
