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Live and let live.
Live and let live.
Well I went and died
What more can I tell,
Oh instead of going up
I was sent to Hell!
The heat it was so terrible
I hated being dead,
Then a Demon spoke
And this is what he said.
“I know you feel so down
And things seem oh so sad
But just you listen up
It really aint so bad.”
“See come Monday morning
We all get pissed on drink,
Would you like to join us?”
“You bet.” I said with wink.
“Then on Tuesday morning
After the group hug,
We all get high as hell
On every kind of drug.”
“Wednesdays are quite good
Though your voice might kinda croak,
For the finest Cuban cigars
Are handed out to smoke.”
“Then on Thursday morning
We all head off to Reno,
To gather the lost souls
We find in the casinos.”
“At last it’s filthy Friday
What more can I say,
We all get down to business
And fornicate all day.”
“But there are no Women
To frolic with in the hay,
The Devil is real horny
But alas he is quite Gay!”
“Yes that is why you’re here
And in this place must dwell,
God doesn’t like Homophobics
Enjoy your stay in Hell!”
