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What fun.
At nine i discovered Action Man.
What imagination i had.
Oh what fun.
At twelve i discovered the school football team.
I loved the team spirit,
win or lose.
Great fun.
At fourteen i discovered wanking.
Never has there been so many tea stains on my sheets.
Mother has banned all food and drink
in the bedroom.
What fun.
At sixteen i discovered true love.
Oh i couldn"t eat, sleep or have fun.
At sixteen and ten days i discovered
hurt and rejection.
No fun at all.
I have gone back to wanking.
Father has had a talk with me.
Apparently they have invented tissues.
What fun.
