Jesus Burger

Feeling spiritually hungry,

I stopped by at an

Internet writers' joint,

Where I was served with

A Jesus burger, well done,

On a mystic Sufi bun,

With kosher pickles,

Kabbalic lettuce and

Shamanic tomatoes,

With that secret Zen sauce

And transcendental Maya,

With a large order of

Wicca fries and a bottle

Of flavored holy water,

And I ate it all up

Hook, line and sinker

Until I got a heartburn

From all the baloney --

So I started writing

My postmodern Marxist

Slogans that New Age

Consciousness is the

McDonald's of the masses.





                  

            March 26, 2006

                        

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