Harvard Commencement Speech, 2016

Just fuck it. Yes, fuck this
And fuck that.
Fuck everything.
Fuck Harvard, Yale
And Princeton.
Fuck poetry. Fuck genius.
Fuck the stars and constellations,
Just go fuck yourself
With your exuberance
And charm,
Just fuck it, say no more
And no less
Than fuck this shit.
Too many fucking moments
Were spent
Inside a mental prison
Admiring some fucker’s
Fucking words
Of unfuckable proportions --
Fuck galaxies and the Milky Way,
Fuck the Big Dipper,
(And the Little Dipper too)
Fuck wars and peace,
Fuck slavery, fuck education,
Political correctness,
Religion and the law,
Fuck the unfuckable fathoms
Of fuckability,
Fuck thousand times
Profoundly and beautifully
The holy fucks of Islam,
Judaism and Christianity --
Just fuck it --
Fucking motherfuckers --
Say something fucking
Meaningful for once,
Like fuck it all
Cause in the end
It makes
No fucking
Difference.
                           

May 29, 2016

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