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Lil Wayne, talkin' about all these moments he's ceasing

But with that idea, please stop me from wheezing.

Then there's 2 Chainz, who ain't so nice

But I'm so crazy you can call me 2 Knives.

He's Eminem, he's Marshall Mathers, he's Slim Shady

He's alternative personalities whenever he gets lazy.

He's the original legend. His name is Jay-Z

But that idea is kind of blurred, it's kind of hazy.

And Kanye West could've been something, the best of the West

Problem is, I'm the best of the best.

What about the worst of the worst? J. Cole

Verbally abusive to women, he's just an A. Hole.

Then 50 Cent sounds worse than a woman giving birth

I've got nothing more to say, so there's my two cents' worth.

And how about the classic Andre 3000?

Well the thing is.... I'M OVER 9000!