1001 |
Dumbass |
Poem |
|
221 |
17 years ago |
1002 |
Malcolm in the Middle |
Poem |
|
158 |
16 years ago |
1003 |
I'm going to straighten up |
Poem |
|
132 |
16 years ago |
1004 |
Why I Convinced My Daughter To Sue |
Poem |
|
181 |
5 years ago |
1005 |
Mosley Will Be Missed |
Poem |
|
245 |
1 year ago |
1006 |
Forty-Four Years Ago |
Poem |
|
126 |
8 years ago |
1007 |
Johnny Cash |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
1008 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VI |
Poem |
|
145 |
14 years ago |
1009 |
Minnis Downhome Pharmacy |
Poem |
|
199 |
10 years ago |
1010 |
I'm An Eleven Year Old Adult |
Poem |
|
145 |
8 years ago |
1011 |
His final breath |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
1012 |
Stacy III |
Poem |
|
236 |
6 years ago |
1013 |
You might as well have cut her heart out |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
1014 |
Hermaphrodite |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
1015 |
She's in labor |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
1016 |
You only live once |
Poem |
|
142 |
16 years ago |
1017 |
Smoke Free |
Poem |
|
247 |
4 years ago |
1018 |
Elvis Presley Was His Name |
Poem |
|
154 |
1 year ago |
1019 |
Ten Reasons Why I Love God |
Poem |
|
101 |
8 years ago |
1020 |
He ate dog food |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
1021 |
The 20th Anniversary of Russell Hunter's Death |
Poem |
|
42 |
13 weeks ago |
1022 |
A 2nd poem about Anthony Ainley |
Poem |
|
236 |
15 years ago |
1023 |
Woody |
Poem |
|
141 |
15 years ago |
1024 |
People Still Have False Idols Today |
Poem |
|
243 |
8 years ago |
1025 |
Second chance |
Poem |
|
118 |
17 years ago |
1026 |
I snapped |
Poem |
|
95 |
16 years ago |
1027 |
Orville Redenbacher |
Poem |
|
146 |
6 years ago |
1028 |
I voted against Phil Bredesen Part 2 |
Poem |
|
105 |
16 years ago |
1029 |
A load of bull |
Poem |
|
139 |
16 years ago |
1030 |
I'm going to tear your clothes off |
Poem |
|
265 |
12 years ago |
1031 |
God Is A Scientist |
Poem |
|
222 |
8 years ago |
1032 |
Dead on Thanksgiving |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
1033 |
Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part III |
Poem |
|
55 |
11 weeks ago |
1034 |
Shut the damn door! |
Poem |
|
216 |
16 years ago |
1035 |
I'm Rosco P. Coltrane |
Poem |
|
309 |
10 years ago |
1036 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part II |
Poem |
|
251 |
8 years ago |
1037 |
I took a life |
Poem |
|
307 |
13 years ago |
1038 |
Mount Rushmore |
Poem |
|
100 |
17 years ago |
1039 |
A sore loser |
Poem |
|
116 |
16 years ago |
1040 |
The Big 7-0 |
Poem |
|
130 |
6 years ago |
1041 |
Rest In Peace, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
184 |
3 years ago |
1042 |
Mississippi's Voting Day |
Poem |
|
164 |
16 years ago |
1043 |
220 volt shock |
Poem |
|
111 |
16 years ago |
1044 |
I committed hit and run |
Poem |
|
178 |
12 years ago |
1045 |
The Lord Deserves Our Praise |
Poem |
|
229 |
8 years ago |
1046 |
Cuckoo |
Poem |
|
103 |
17 years ago |
1047 |
Great Granddad |
Poem |
|
173 |
16 years ago |
1048 |
We live better under democrats |
Poem |
|
133 |
15 years ago |
1049 |
Coy and Vance |
Poem |
|
225 |
10 years ago |
1050 |
Elijah, The Prophet |
Poem |
|
143 |
8 years ago |
1051 |
Little red riding hood |
Poem |
|
161 |
15 years ago |
1052 |
Cat the Bounty Hunter |
Poem |
|
183 |
17 years ago |
1053 |
He burned my bacon |
Poem |
|
91 |
16 years ago |
1054 |
Count Dracula |
Poem |
|
175 |
6 years ago |
1055 |
A Broken Friendship |
Poem |
|
97 |
3 years ago |
1056 |
I'm responsible for my son's death |
Poem |
|
144 |
17 years ago |
1057 |
You'd better not eat at my cafe |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
1058 |
Buttermilk |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
1059 |
I'm going to tell my daddy on you |
Poem |
|
194 |
16 years ago |
1060 |
My stupid nephew |
Poem |
|
232 |
17 years ago |
1061 |
It's Important To Please God and Jesus |
Poem |
|
141 |
7 years ago |
1062 |
Jack Schwartzman |
Poem |
|
200 |
4 years ago |
1063 |
Sore loser |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
1064 |
Debbie and Eddie |
Poem |
|
192 |
10 years ago |
1065 |
I Am Proud To Applaud God |
Poem |
|
222 |
8 years ago |
1066 |
Princess Diana |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
1067 |
Bulimia |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
1068 |
Things To Be Thankful For |
Poem |
|
207 |
6 years ago |
1069 |
Neglectful father |
Poem |
|
185 |
16 years ago |
1070 |
Watermelon thief! |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
1071 |
Cain and Abel |
Poem |
|
91 |
16 years ago |
1072 |
Henson Histeria |
Poem |
|
221 |
16 years ago |
1073 |
You spat in my face |
Poem |
|
160 |
12 years ago |
1074 |
Jehovah's Love |
Poem |
|
118 |
8 years ago |
1075 |
The Red Dots On His Face |
Poem |
|
204 |
4 years ago |
1076 |
Deer hunting |
Poem |
|
123 |
16 years ago |
1077 |
Racist people are going to vote for Obama |
Poem |
|
128 |
15 years ago |
1078 |
Silver Star |
Poem |
|
241 |
10 years ago |
1079 |
Jonah and The Ninevites |
Poem |
|
290 |
8 years ago |
1080 |
Child beater |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
1081 |
My heart is as black as coal |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
1082 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas |
Poem |
|
253 |
6 years ago |
1083 |
In God we trust |
Poem |
|
127 |
15 years ago |
1084 |
The Babysitter |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
1085 |
Homeless and alone |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
1086 |
Four eyes |
Poem |
|
92 |
17 years ago |
1087 |
We Can Have What Satan Can't |
Poem |
|
153 |
8 years ago |
1088 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
184 |
16 years ago |
1089 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
165 |
17 years ago |
1090 |
You are too young to get married |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
1091 |
Samson and Delilah |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
1092 |
My Baby Doll - Part IV |
Poem |
|
173 |
2 years ago |
1093 |
Money tree |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
1094 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
242 |
16 years ago |
1095 |
That damn principal |
Poem |
|
84 |
17 years ago |
1096 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
124 |
16 years ago |
1097 |
The Real Monsters |
Poem |
|
133 |
1 year ago |
1098 |
Records are making a comeback |
Poem |
|
163 |
16 years ago |
1099 |
Prince |
Poem |
|
192 |
12 years ago |
1100 |
Ed McMahon |
Poem |
|
141 |
14 years ago |
1101 |
Return or Burn |
Poem |
|
201 |
5 years ago |
1102 |
I'm Thankful To Have The Lord |
Poem |
|
107 |
1 year ago |
1103 |
You Ruined My Birthday |
Poem |
|
139 |
4 years ago |
1104 |
Serving beer to minors |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
1105 |
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
129 |
17 years ago |
1106 |
The scholar |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
1107 |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers |
Poem |
|
179 |
7 years ago |
1108 |
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry |
Poem |
|
222 |
5 years ago |
1109 |
I am man, hear me roar! |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
1110 |
The Wright Brothers curse |
Poem |
|
187 |
13 years ago |
1111 |
One Bullet Ended It All |
Poem |
|
87 |
1 year ago |
1112 |
Russian Roulette |
Poem |
|
90 |
17 years ago |
1113 |
A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn |
Poem |
|
283 |
7 years ago |
1114 |
At Midnight Tonight |
Poem |
|
222 |
4 years ago |
1115 |
The death of David Carradine |
Poem |
|
261 |
14 years ago |
1116 |
Large breasts |
Poem |
|
275 |
14 years ago |
1117 |
I killed a teenage boy |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
1118 |
Potty Mouth Preachers |
Poem |
|
235 |
8 years ago |
1119 |
Veterans of the USA |
Poem |
|
198 |
5 years ago |
1120 |
100 dogs |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
1121 |
Records |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
1122 |
Deadly Aneurysm |
Poem |
|
199 |
4 years ago |
1123 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
207 |
17 years ago |
1124 |
The stray |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
1125 |
The Death of Chad Sheets |
Poem |
|
167 |
5 years ago |
1126 |
You Won't Have Relations In My House |
Poem |
|
117 |
8 years ago |
1127 |
You'd better stop stealing! |
Poem |
|
93 |
16 years ago |
1128 |
Welcome 2019 |
Poem |
|
320 |
5 years ago |
1129 |
Selena |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
1130 |
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals |
Poem |
|
262 |
5 years ago |
1131 |
Memorial Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
85 |
1 year ago |
1132 |
Smoke Free - Part V |
Poem |
|
186 |
4 years ago |
1133 |
Antique refrigerator |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
1134 |
The Gift of Swift |
Poem |
|
282 |
5 years ago |
1135 |
Spring Equinox |
Poem |
|
190 |
2 years ago |
1136 |
Shirley Temple |
Poem |
|
240 |
9 years ago |
1137 |
Ebsen |
Poem |
|
123 |
46 weeks ago |
1138 |
Goodbye Stephen |
Poem |
|
106 |
9 years ago |
1139 |
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper |
Poem |
|
208 |
5 years ago |
1140 |
Eddie Murphy messed me up |
Poem |
|
148 |
15 years ago |
1141 |
Please don't put me to sleep |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
1142 |
Half Over |
Poem |
|
146 |
3 years ago |
1143 |
Killed by steroids |
Poem |
|
223 |
17 years ago |
1144 |
If I can't have you, nobody can |
Poem |
|
167 |
11 years ago |
1145 |
Making love to nine wives |
Poem |
|
160 |
17 years ago |
1146 |
Tragedy On The 4th Of July |
Poem |
|
186 |
1 year ago |
1147 |
Nintendo Wii |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
1148 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
137 |
17 years ago |
1149 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
210 |
3 years ago |
1150 |
It's not Karma, it's God |
Poem |
|
144 |
15 years ago |
1151 |
Dust Beneath His Feet |
Poem |
|
298 |
8 years ago |
1152 |
Vicious Vampire |
Poem |
|
66 |
30 weeks ago |
1153 |
Aborted baby |
Poem |
|
148 |
11 years ago |
1154 |
Where's the beef? |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
1155 |
Farewell Jack Palance |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
1156 |
She cut off my wiener |
Poem |
|
144 |
17 years ago |
1157 |
Broke |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
1158 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
258 |
6 years ago |
1159 |
I Hate The New Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
162 |
6 years ago |
1160 |
Sweetie Pie |
Poem |
|
132 |
3 years ago |
1161 |
Beauty Parlor |
Poem |
|
279 |
10 years ago |
1162 |
That dog never hurt anybody |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
1163 |
You should be put in your place |
Poem |
|
138 |
17 years ago |
1164 |
That damn beard! |
Poem |
|
224 |
16 years ago |
1165 |
Precious Plum |
Poem |
|
249 |
6 years ago |
1166 |
The loss of Bob Ross |
Poem |
|
249 |
14 years ago |
1167 |
Bernie Sanders |
Poem |
|
213 |
8 years ago |
1168 |
The Train |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
1169 |
Taxi driver |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
1170 |
Religion Is Dying |
Poem |
|
266 |
7 years ago |
1171 |
The Ninth Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
185 |
3 years ago |
1172 |
There's nothing left of him |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
1173 |
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest |
Poem |
|
159 |
4 years ago |
1174 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
190 |
17 years ago |
1175 |
Are You Prepared? |
Poem |
|
164 |
8 years ago |
1176 |
People Call Him A Coward |
Poem |
|
130 |
3 years ago |
1177 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VII: Scientific study |
Poem |
|
127 |
14 years ago |
1178 |
Merry Christmas, Mom |
Poem |
|
253 |
10 years ago |
1179 |
Stray Cat |
Poem |
|
122 |
2 years ago |
1180 |
Gas prices |
Poem |
|
280 |
16 years ago |
1181 |
You think you can do no wrong |
Poem |
|
134 |
16 years ago |
1182 |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson |
Poem |
|
222 |
12 years ago |
1183 |
Dialysis |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
1184 |
The 25th Anniversary of Stacy Brooks' Death |
Poem |
|
155 |
1 year ago |
1185 |
Over the Moon |
Poem |
|
212 |
10 years ago |
1186 |
The Death of Queen Elizabeth II |
Poem |
|
223 |
1 year ago |
1187 |
Smoke Free - Part III |
Poem |
|
190 |
4 years ago |
1188 |
I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush |
Poem |
|
143 |
15 years ago |
1189 |
Angela Lansbury |
Poem |
|
190 |
1 year ago |
1190 |
You gave a little boy a joint |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
1191 |
Bush |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
1192 |
An eye for an eye |
Poem |
|
379 |
12 years ago |
1193 |
Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time |
Poem |
|
188 |
4 years ago |
1194 |
Pull the trigger |
Poem |
|
238 |
14 years ago |
1195 |
Goodbye Mister Sutton |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
1196 |
Broken Wedding Vows |
Poem |
|
126 |
2 years ago |
1197 |
Building a bride |
Poem |
|
107 |
17 years ago |
1198 |
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet |
Poem |
|
196 |
4 years ago |
1199 |
There's only one God |
Poem |
|
112 |
15 years ago |
1200 |
A bird shit in my hair |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
1201 |
I Laughed At Noah |
Poem |
|
106 |
2 years ago |
1202 |
Murdered On Halloween |
Poem |
|
77 |
1 year ago |
1203 |
Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah |
Poem |
|
246 |
8 years ago |
1204 |
Murdering Doctor |
Poem |
|
114 |
1 year ago |
1205 |
I Love The Autumn |
Poem |
|
142 |
4 years ago |
1206 |
A sad and tragic death |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
1207 |
That damn Trix Rabbit |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
1208 |
A little piece of Heaven |
Poem |
|
223 |
15 years ago |
1209 |
Burt |
Poem |
|
227 |
5 years ago |
1210 |
Dr. Seuss |
Poem |
|
275 |
2 years ago |
1211 |
May-December |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
1212 |
Elevator shaft |
Poem |
|
137 |
15 years ago |
1213 |
Proof Of God's Name |
Poem |
|
140 |
8 years ago |
1214 |
Arthenia's Birthday |
Poem |
|
255 |
4 years ago |
1215 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
1216 |
Life is short |
Poem |
|
209 |
16 years ago |
1217 |
Ice Cold |
Poem |
|
199 |
5 years ago |
1218 |
Dad's 74th Birthday |
Poem |
|
208 |
2 years ago |
1219 |
Back in time |
Poem |
|
136 |
17 years ago |
1220 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver |
Poem |
|
138 |
14 years ago |
1221 |
I Won't Watch Anymore Disney Movies |
Poem |
|
275 |
5 years ago |
1222 |
George Washington |
Poem |
|
120 |
15 years ago |
1223 |
Vaughn |
Poem |
|
184 |
7 years ago |
1224 |
What I Got For Christmas |
Poem |
|
244 |
4 years ago |
1225 |
Red |
Poem |
|
359 |
5 years ago |
1226 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
177 |
2 years ago |
1227 |
God will take care of you |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
1228 |
Black Friday At The Hospital |
Poem |
|
185 |
5 years ago |
1229 |
This Christmas Season |
Poem |
|
128 |
2 years ago |
1230 |
A spring got stuck up his ass |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
1231 |
Color blind |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
1232 |
Permanently on Santa's Naughty List |
Poem |
|
200 |
5 years ago |
1233 |
The Broken Heart |
Poem |
|
81 |
2 years ago |
1234 |
Batgirl raped me |
Poem |
|
261 |
15 years ago |
1235 |
Daniel Boone |
Poem |
|
185 |
11 years ago |
1236 |
My Baby Doll - Part V |
Poem |
|
73 |
2 years ago |
1237 |
Greed Was Your Downfall |
Poem |
|
150 |
1 year ago |
1238 |
800 pounds |
Poem |
|
134 |
17 years ago |
1239 |
Those darn beans |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
1240 |
Instead of adoring Santa Claus |
Poem |
|
168 |
13 years ago |
1241 |
Terror Ten Years Ago |
Poem |
|
100 |
1 year ago |
1242 |
Carrie Fisher |
Poem |
|
213 |
15 years ago |
1243 |
We Got No Time For That Crap! |
Poem |
|
152 |
5 years ago |
1244 |
Massive Heart Attack |
Poem |
|
154 |
2 years ago |
1245 |
Hell's New Torment |
Poem |
|
263 |
4 years ago |
1246 |
Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
242 |
5 years ago |
1247 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
245 |
17 years ago |
1248 |
Bluto VS. Popeye |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
1249 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
1250 |
Deadly Magical Power |
Poem |
|
260 |
5 years ago |