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hemaidy posted a new Prose titled Actual Label Instructions on consumer goods: 1 hour ago
1.   On   Sears's   hairdryer:   Do   not   use   while   sleeping.   (Gee,   that's   the   only time   I   have   to   work   on   my   hair!) 2.   On   a   Japanese   soda   machine:   Soft   drinks   -   Enjoy... [read more]
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hemaidy posted a new Prose titled in case an anaconda attacks you. 1 hour ago
The   following   is   from   the   US   Government   Peace   Corps   Manual   for   its volunteers   who   work   in   the   Amazon   Jungle.   It   tells   what   to   do   in   case   an anaconda   attacks   you.  ... [read more]
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hemaidy posted a new Prose titled Arthur C Doyle 2 hours ago
Sir   Arthur   Conan   Doyle   was   the   creator   of   the   world-famous   detective, Sherlock   Holmes.   Once,   he   told   this   story   about   a   time   that   he   was   waiting at   a   taxi-stand   outside   the... [read more]
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mdziaulhaque2013 posted a new Poem titled তুমি আর আমি 2 hours ago
তুমি আর আমি ছাড়া, আর যদি কেউ না থাকে এ ধরায়, যদি তোমার মন ভোমরা,   শুধু আমাতে হারায়।   এই সৌরজগতের মত বিশালতা নিয়ে, আমি জড়িয়ে ধরব তোমায়, শত কোটি চুম্বনে শিক্ত করে দিয়ে, সানন্দে যাব হারিয়ে তোমার বিশালতায়।   তুমি শুধু থেকো আমার পাণে চেয়ে, মুছে দেব সব কষ্ট তোমার ভালোবাসা দিয়ে। [read more]
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hemaidy posted a new Prose titled Funny job application 2 hours ago
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!   NAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle... [read more]
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hemaidy posted a new Prose titled Larry Walters Story 2 hours ago
Larry Walters was a truck driver, but his lifelong dream was to fly. When he graduated from high school, he joined the Air Force in hopes of becoming a pilot. Unfortunately, poor eyesight disqualified him. So when he finally left the service, he had to satisfy himself with watching others fly the fighter jets that criss-crossed the skies over his backyard. As he sat there in his lawn chair, he dreamed about the magic of flying. Then one day, Larry Walters got an idea. He went down to the local... [read more]
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bern posted a new Prose titled Apologies. 2 hours ago
Apologies. Today I was going to apologise to all those that have read my drivel over the past weeks. Sorry but I have changed my mind. I did not ask anyone to read that which comes from my slightly mad brain, After all it is in my opinion your own fault for reading rubbish. Especially rubbish that I have taken upon myself to write. Apart from that I write nonsense for a friend of mine who resides in the ancient city of Calcutta In India. The name of my friend is bishu, bishu is an excellent... [read more]