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1 |
Rest In Peace, Hazel - Part II |
Poem |
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70 |
20 weeks ago |
|
2 |
I puked on George Bush |
Poem |
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158 |
17 years ago |
|
3 |
Arthenia |
Poem |
|
338 |
5 years ago |
|
4 |
This damn television |
Poem |
|
147 |
16 years ago |
|
5 |
Democrat |
Poem |
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124 |
15 years ago |
|
6 |
Switching brains |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
7 |
36D |
Poem |
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119 |
17 years ago |
|
8 |
John Wayne Brown |
Poem |
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174 |
4 years ago |
|
9 |
She poured my beers down the drain |
Poem |
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113 |
17 years ago |
|
10 |
King of Pop |
Poem |
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136 |
14 years ago |
|
11 |
James Brown |
Poem |
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120 |
17 years ago |
|
12 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part VI |
Poem |
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348 |
5 years ago |
|
13 |
Christmas came from Jesus |
Poem |
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110 |
16 years ago |
|
14 |
I give new meaning to the word nerd |
Poem |
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111 |
16 years ago |
|
15 |
Korman |
Poem |
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144 |
16 years ago |
|
16 |
Dad's Death |
Poem |
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253 |
10 years ago |
|
17 |
The Lone Ranger and Werewolves |
Poem |
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120 |
2 years ago |
|
18 |
Farewell Jane |
Poem |
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169 |
7 years ago |
|
19 |
Puppy |
Poem |
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128 |
40 weeks ago |
|
20 |
I will not give up! |
Poem |
|
239 |
12 years ago |
|
21 |
The Loss of Lena |
Poem |
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175 |
3 years ago |
|
22 |
Biggest mouth in the south |
Poem |
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103 |
17 years ago |
|
23 |
Perseverance |
Poem |
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106 |
16 years ago |
|
24 |
I still watch Sesame Street |
Poem |
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168 |
17 years ago |
|
25 |
You raped my pig |
Poem |
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230 |
17 years ago |
|
26 |
Solo Is a Flop |
Poem |
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301 |
5 years ago |
|
27 |
Honor thy Parents |
Poem |
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228 |
13 years ago |
|
28 |
I Wrote The Declaration of Independence |
Poem |
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336 |
5 years ago |
|
29 |
God rewards those who do good |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
30 |
Memorial Day |
Poem |
|
114 |
9 years ago |
|
31 |
Cheap! |
Poem |
|
96 |
16 years ago |
|
32 |
My wife is a bitch! |
Poem |
|
140 |
17 years ago |
|
33 |
I'm suing the doctor who delivered me |
Poem |
|
112 |
17 years ago |
|
34 |
I'm Boss Hogg |
Poem |
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181 |
10 years ago |
|
35 |
Martin Luther King Junior |
Poem |
|
138 |
15 years ago |
|
36 |
The Canary |
Poem |
|
98 |
1 year ago |
|
37 |
Smoke Free - Part IV |
Poem |
|
199 |
4 years ago |
|
38 |
God Is Real |
Poem |
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138 |
1 year ago |
|
39 |
What A Wonderful Mother |
Poem |
|
265 |
7 years ago |
|
40 |
It was like listening to music |
Poem |
|
97 |
16 years ago |
|
41 |
You Will Have Egg On Your Face |
Poem |
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212 |
8 years ago |
|
42 |
Mother's Day |
Poem |
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206 |
5 years ago |
|
43 |
I believe in love a little less each day |
Poem |
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144 |
16 years ago |
|
44 |
A child's attack |
Poem |
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122 |
17 years ago |
|
45 |
I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell |
Poem |
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188 |
3 years ago |
|
46 |
Old video game systems |
Poem |
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129 |
17 years ago |
|
47 |
Tomorrow may never come |
Poem |
|
412 |
13 years ago |
|
48 |
Satan Is Working Overtime |
Poem |
|
405 |
7 years ago |
|
49 |
April fools' |
Poem |
|
204 |
17 years ago |
|
50 |
Elmer Fudd shot me |
Poem |
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130 |
16 years ago |
|
51 |
The Babysitter |
Poem |
|
96 |
17 years ago |
|
52 |
Return or Burn |
Poem |
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201 |
5 years ago |
|
53 |
Four eyes |
Poem |
|
91 |
17 years ago |
|
54 |
You should be put in your place |
Poem |
|
138 |
17 years ago |
|
55 |
Shirley Temple |
Poem |
|
240 |
9 years ago |
|
56 |
Records |
Poem |
|
226 |
17 years ago |
|
57 |
Goodbye Stephen |
Poem |
|
106 |
9 years ago |
|
58 |
Jane Webb Needs Our Prayers |
Poem |
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179 |
7 years ago |
|
59 |
I'd Rather Watch Paint Dry |
Poem |
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222 |
5 years ago |
|
60 |
100 dogs |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
61 |
Ed McMahon |
Poem |
|
141 |
14 years ago |
|
62 |
The stray |
Poem |
|
126 |
16 years ago |
|
63 |
If I can't have you, nobody can |
Poem |
|
167 |
11 years ago |
|
64 |
You'd better stop stealing! |
Poem |
|
92 |
16 years ago |
|
65 |
The Real Monsters |
Poem |
|
133 |
1 year ago |
|
66 |
A 2nd Poem About Robert Vaughn |
Poem |
|
283 |
7 years ago |
|
67 |
My Baby Doll - Part IV |
Poem |
|
173 |
2 years ago |
|
68 |
That damn principal |
Poem |
|
84 |
17 years ago |
|
69 |
Dust Beneath His Feet |
Poem |
|
298 |
8 years ago |
|
70 |
Veterans of the USA |
Poem |
|
198 |
5 years ago |
|
71 |
I'm Thankful To Have The Lord |
Poem |
|
107 |
1 year ago |
|
72 |
Molested by a dolphin |
Poem |
|
165 |
17 years ago |
|
73 |
Aborted baby |
Poem |
|
148 |
11 years ago |
|
74 |
The Death of Chad Sheets |
Poem |
|
167 |
5 years ago |
|
75 |
Killed by steroids |
Poem |
|
223 |
17 years ago |
|
76 |
Welcome 2019 |
Poem |
|
320 |
5 years ago |
|
77 |
Large breasts |
Poem |
|
275 |
14 years ago |
|
78 |
Money tree |
Poem |
|
109 |
17 years ago |
|
79 |
Very hairy lady |
Poem |
|
242 |
16 years ago |
|
80 |
Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals |
Poem |
|
262 |
5 years ago |
|
81 |
One Bullet Ended It All |
Poem |
|
87 |
1 year ago |
|
82 |
Beauty Parlor |
Poem |
|
279 |
10 years ago |
|
83 |
You Ruined My Birthday |
Poem |
|
139 |
4 years ago |
|
84 |
I am man, hear me roar! |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
85 |
The Gift of Swift |
Poem |
|
282 |
5 years ago |
|
86 |
She cut off my wiener |
Poem |
|
144 |
17 years ago |
|
87 |
Bernie Sanders |
Poem |
|
213 |
8 years ago |
|
88 |
Russian Roulette |
Poem |
|
90 |
17 years ago |
|
89 |
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper |
Poem |
|
208 |
5 years ago |
|
90 |
That dog never hurt anybody |
Poem |
|
123 |
17 years ago |
|
91 |
At Midnight Tonight |
Poem |
|
222 |
4 years ago |
|
92 |
Thunder and lightning |
Poem |
|
207 |
17 years ago |
|
93 |
We Can Have What Satan Can't |
Poem |
|
153 |
8 years ago |
|
94 |
Memorial Day, 2023 |
Poem |
|
85 |
1 year ago |
|
95 |
I killed a teenage boy |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
96 |
Eddie Murphy messed me up |
Poem |
|
148 |
15 years ago |
|
97 |
Deadly Aneurysm |
Poem |
|
199 |
4 years ago |
|
98 |
Ebsen |
Poem |
|
122 |
46 weeks ago |
|
99 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part V |
Poem |
|
258 |
6 years ago |
|
100 |
Homeless and alone |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
101 |
It's not Karma, it's God |
Poem |
|
144 |
15 years ago |
|
102 |
I Hate The New Doctor Who |
Poem |
|
162 |
6 years ago |
|
103 |
Smoke Free - Part V |
Poem |
|
186 |
4 years ago |
|
104 |
Selena |
Poem |
|
99 |
17 years ago |
|
105 |
Spring Equinox |
Poem |
|
190 |
2 years ago |
|
106 |
Please don't put me to sleep |
Poem |
|
127 |
17 years ago |
|
107 |
Prince |
Poem |
|
192 |
12 years ago |
|
108 |
Precious Plum |
Poem |
|
249 |
6 years ago |
|
109 |
Samson and Delilah |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
110 |
I kissed another girl |
Poem |
|
184 |
16 years ago |
|
111 |
Vicious Vampire |
Poem |
|
66 |
30 weeks ago |
|
112 |
Nintendo Wii |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
113 |
You are too young to get married |
Poem |
|
106 |
16 years ago |
|
114 |
I'm not bigfoot! |
Poem |
|
137 |
17 years ago |
|
115 |
Antique refrigerator |
Poem |
|
107 |
16 years ago |
|
116 |
Half Over |
Poem |
|
146 |
3 years ago |
|
117 |
Tragedy On The 4th Of July |
Poem |
|
186 |
1 year ago |
|
118 |
Happy Birthday, Mom - Part VIII |
Poem |
|
210 |
3 years ago |
|
119 |
Farewell Jack Palance |
Poem |
|
105 |
17 years ago |
|
120 |
The Wright Brothers curse |
Poem |
|
187 |
13 years ago |
|
121 |
Broke |
Poem |
|
116 |
17 years ago |
|
122 |
The loss of Bob Ross |
Poem |
|
249 |
14 years ago |
|
123 |
Garfield |
Poem |
|
124 |
16 years ago |
|
124 |
Making love to nine wives |
Poem |
|
160 |
17 years ago |
|
125 |
Records are making a comeback |
Poem |
|
163 |
16 years ago |
|
126 |
A 94 year old woman kicked my ass |
Poem |
|
129 |
17 years ago |
|
127 |
Potty Mouth Preachers |
Poem |
|
235 |
8 years ago |
|
128 |
In God we trust |
Poem |
|
127 |
15 years ago |
|
129 |
The scholar |
Poem |
|
111 |
17 years ago |
|
130 |
Serving beer to minors |
Poem |
|
99 |
16 years ago |
|
131 |
That damn beard! |
Poem |
|
223 |
16 years ago |
|
132 |
Where's the beef? |
Poem |
|
113 |
17 years ago |
|
133 |
Sweetie Pie |
Poem |
|
132 |
3 years ago |
|
134 |
You Won't Have Relations In My House |
Poem |
|
117 |
8 years ago |
|
135 |
The Train |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
136 |
The death of David Carradine |
Poem |
|
261 |
14 years ago |
|
137 |
You're living in paradise |
Poem |
|
200 |
17 years ago |
|
138 |
I wouldn't have thrown a shoe at Bush |
Poem |
|
143 |
15 years ago |
|
139 |
Farewell Francis |
Poem |
|
113 |
3 years ago |
|
140 |
Stop wearing makeup |
Poem |
|
149 |
17 years ago |
|
141 |
Bush |
Poem |
|
135 |
16 years ago |
|
142 |
A spring got stuck up his ass |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
143 |
The 25th Anniversary of Stacy Brooks' Death |
Poem |
|
155 |
1 year ago |
|
144 |
Pull the trigger |
Poem |
|
238 |
14 years ago |
|
145 |
The Death Of Ken Osmond |
Poem |
|
122 |
3 years ago |
|
146 |
Burt |
Poem |
|
227 |
5 years ago |
|
147 |
The Death of Queen Elizabeth II |
Poem |
|
223 |
1 year ago |
|
148 |
There's only one God |
Poem |
|
112 |
15 years ago |
|
149 |
God will take care of you |
Poem |
|
109 |
16 years ago |
|
150 |
The Ninth Mother's Day |
Poem |
|
185 |
3 years ago |
|
151 |
800 pounds |
Poem |
|
133 |
17 years ago |
|
152 |
Satan's Failure |
Poem |
|
140 |
8 years ago |
|
153 |
Ice Cold |
Poem |
|
199 |
5 years ago |
|
154 |
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest |
Poem |
|
159 |
4 years ago |
|
155 |
Angela Lansbury |
Poem |
|
190 |
1 year ago |
|
156 |
People Call Him A Coward |
Poem |
|
130 |
3 years ago |
|
157 |
I've paid for those beatings I gave you |
Poem |
|
103 |
16 years ago |
|
158 |
Racist Barber |
Poem |
|
149 |
8 years ago |
|
159 |
I Won't Watch Anymore Disney Movies |
Poem |
|
275 |
5 years ago |
|
160 |
Stray Cat |
Poem |
|
122 |
2 years ago |
|
161 |
Son Of God |
Poem |
|
267 |
8 years ago |
|
162 |
Vaughn |
Poem |
|
184 |
7 years ago |
|
163 |
Murdered On Halloween |
Poem |
|
77 |
1 year ago |
|
164 |
Goodbye Mister Sutton |
Poem |
|
110 |
17 years ago |
|
165 |
That damn Trix Rabbit |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
|
166 |
Red |
Poem |
|
359 |
5 years ago |
|
167 |
Bluto VS. Popeye |
Poem |
|
125 |
16 years ago |
|
168 |
Murdering Doctor |
Poem |
|
114 |
1 year ago |
|
169 |
A little piece of Heaven |
Poem |
|
223 |
15 years ago |
|
170 |
Murdered for eating a popsicle |
Poem |
|
413 |
12 years ago |
|
171 |
A bird shit in my hair |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
172 |
Elevator shaft |
Poem |
|
137 |
15 years ago |
|
173 |
What Jesus Has Always Wanted |
Poem |
|
170 |
8 years ago |
|
174 |
Black Friday At The Hospital |
Poem |
|
185 |
5 years ago |
|
175 |
Smoke Free - Part III |
Poem |
|
190 |
4 years ago |
|
176 |
Permanently on Santa's Naughty List |
Poem |
|
200 |
5 years ago |
|
177 |
I slept with my brother's wife |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
178 |
Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time |
Poem |
|
188 |
4 years ago |
|
179 |
So easy a Caveman can do it VIII: Taxi Driver |
Poem |
|
137 |
14 years ago |
|
180 |
Alvin and the Chipmunks |
Poem |
|
121 |
16 years ago |
|
181 |
Broken Wedding Vows |
Poem |
|
126 |
2 years ago |
|
182 |
George Washington |
Poem |
|
120 |
15 years ago |
|
183 |
Rest in peace, Mom |
Poem |
|
199 |
11 years ago |
|
184 |
So easy a Caveman can do it IV |
Poem |
|
146 |
14 years ago |
|
185 |
One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet |
Poem |
|
196 |
4 years ago |
|
186 |
I Laughed At Noah |
Poem |
|
106 |
2 years ago |
|
187 |
Chef Boyardee |
Poem |
|
243 |
12 years ago |
|
188 |
I hate MRS. Oleson |
Poem |
|
446 |
12 years ago |
|
189 |
Building a bride |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
190 |
We Got No Time For That Crap! |
Poem |
|
152 |
5 years ago |
|
191 |
I Love The Autumn |
Poem |
|
142 |
4 years ago |
|
192 |
I kicked Al Gore's ass |
Poem |
|
106 |
17 years ago |
|
193 |
Rest in Peace, Mom - Part IV |
Poem |
|
242 |
5 years ago |
|
194 |
Tea & A |
Poem |
|
113 |
16 years ago |
|
195 |
Batgirl raped me |
Poem |
|
261 |
15 years ago |
|
196 |
Deadly Magical Power |
Poem |
|
260 |
5 years ago |
|
197 |
Dr. Seuss |
Poem |
|
275 |
2 years ago |
|
198 |
Wile E. Coyote |
Poem |
|
314 |
12 years ago |
|
199 |
Praise Jehovah |
Poem |
|
258 |
8 years ago |
|
200 |
Arthenia's Birthday |
Poem |
|
255 |
4 years ago |
|
201 |
Dad's 74th Birthday |
Poem |
|
208 |
2 years ago |
|
202 |
Carrie Fisher |
Poem |
|
213 |
15 years ago |
|
203 |
My Evil Stepmother and I |
Poem |
|
210 |
5 years ago |
|
204 |
Held at gunpoint |
Poem |
|
129 |
17 years ago |
|
205 |
What I Got For Christmas |
Poem |
|
244 |
4 years ago |
|
206 |
Greed Was Your Downfall |
Poem |
|
148 |
1 year ago |
|
207 |
Rape is wrong |
Poem |
|
208 |
16 years ago |
|
208 |
Color blind |
Poem |
|
104 |
16 years ago |
|
209 |
Are You Prepared? |
Poem |
|
164 |
8 years ago |
|
210 |
Terror Ten Years Ago |
Poem |
|
100 |
1 year ago |
|
211 |
Merry Christmas, Mom - Part IX |
Poem |
|
177 |
2 years ago |
|
212 |
Merry Christmas, Mom |
Poem |
|
253 |
10 years ago |
|
213 |
This Christmas Season |
Poem |
|
128 |
2 years ago |
|
214 |
Let's pray for Charles Johnson |
Poem |
|
222 |
12 years ago |
|
215 |
The Broken Heart |
Poem |
|
81 |
2 years ago |
|
216 |
Over the Moon |
Poem |
|
212 |
10 years ago |
|
217 |
My Baby Doll - Part VII |
Poem |
|
93 |
46 weeks ago |
|
218 |
My Baby Doll - Part V |
Poem |
|
73 |
2 years ago |
|
219 |
It tore my heart out |
Poem |
|
245 |
17 years ago |
|
220 |
An eye for an eye |
Poem |
|
379 |
12 years ago |
|
221 |
I committed murder |
Poem |
|
190 |
17 years ago |
|
222 |
Massive Heart Attack |
Poem |
|
154 |
2 years ago |
|
223 |
Hell's New Torment |
Poem |
|
263 |
4 years ago |
|
224 |
Those darn beans |
Poem |
|
198 |
17 years ago |
|
225 |
Nothing Will Stop Me From Loving Jehovah |
Poem |
|
246 |
8 years ago |
|
226 |
Christians Aren't Supposed To Get Revenge |
Poem |
|
95 |
39 weeks ago |
|
227 |
Gas prices |
Poem |
|
280 |
16 years ago |
|
228 |
Hoss Died Half A Century Ago |
Poem |
|
305 |
2 years ago |
|
229 |
September 11 |
Poem |
|
105 |
15 years ago |
|
230 |
Dialysis |
Poem |
|
98 |
16 years ago |
|
231 |
Two-Face Bernie |
Poem |
|
149 |
7 years ago |
|
232 |
Your days of abusing him are going to stop |
Poem |
|
108 |
16 years ago |
|
233 |
Religion Is Dying |
Poem |
|
266 |
7 years ago |
|
234 |
Proof Of God's Name |
Poem |
|
140 |
8 years ago |
|
235 |
My Baby Doll |
Poem |
|
130 |
3 years ago |
|
236 |
You gave a little boy a joint |
Poem |
|
112 |
16 years ago |
|
237 |
You are my flesh and blood |
Poem |
|
130 |
16 years ago |
|
238 |
Going berserk over a Playstation 3 |
Poem |
|
114 |
17 years ago |
|
239 |
I can't smile |
Poem |
|
114 |
16 years ago |
|
240 |
I'm a dumb dentist |
Poem |
|
117 |
17 years ago |
|
241 |
Padded bra |
Poem |
|
159 |
15 years ago |
|
242 |
Saint Agnes |
Poem |
|
131 |
3 years ago |
|
243 |
Sometimes I feel like screaming |
Poem |
|
227 |
16 years ago |
|
244 |
A sad and tragic death |
Poem |
|
98 |
17 years ago |
|
245 |
Taxi driver |
Poem |
|
218 |
16 years ago |
|
246 |
May-December |
Poem |
|
119 |
17 years ago |
|
247 |
There's nothing left of him |
Poem |
|
115 |
16 years ago |
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248 |
My Baby Doll - Part III |
Poem |
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153 |
3 years ago |
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249 |
Perkins |
Poem |
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193 |
17 years ago |
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250 |
Daniel Boone |
Poem |
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185 |
11 years ago |
