A Man’s Valentine’s Plans
Clark Steven Lupton
January 31, 2005
You have 15 days to set the bait
For you to catch yourself a Valentine’s date
You’ll surely meet Miss Right one day
But you just want a Valentine to date that Monday
For that time one would be choosy of whom he meets
Go for one who’ll be willing even when there’s traffic on the streets
However good or bad she is you’ve got to choose her
So you will avoid looking like a dateless loser
She’ll probably be someone you’ll quickly grow tired of
Just as long as on Valentines Day you look like you’re in love
To other people she could look like the one you’ll marry
But to you she’s only temporary
What kind of girl will you attract?
What kind of girl will like you back?
You think, “Who can I date?” as soon as you awaken,
“I bet all the pretty ones are probably taken.”
So if you see a girl in a bar that’s a pretty sight
Ask her out, she probably might
If she says, “Yes” you’ve got your break
You’ve got a Valentines date for appearance’s sake
You’re the king and she’s your queen
Take her to a popular place where you’ll be seen
Make sure there will be people that you know
That’s why you’re dating her on that day, for you to show
Give her chocolates and a rose
Then she’ll appreciate you I suppose
She might kiss you when you bring her home
If you also make her a Valentine’s poem
Be gentlemanly and charming and see how it ends
If she isn’t the one for you then you can work on her friends
But what’s important in the time allotted
Is that your date looks good and you’ll be spotted
Because the word will get around in these times that are tough
That you’re a big spender and your date was hot stuff
You will be thought of as an object of desire
And an eligible man that women must acquire
So you’ve planned out the perfect Valentine’s date
She might even become your future mate
Valentine’s dates have produced many fathers and mothers
But remember that your prime objective is to impress the others
But if you don’t get a date by then, you will frown
You won’t be desired and your market value will go down
Expect to be unpopular so get properly psyched
Girls only like you when you’re already liked
So if that happens all is lost
You’ve got to fix the situation at any cost
Try dating a regular looking woman who maybe sports trendy curls
Even though all she has in common with you is she also digs pretty girls!
Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think what you're really trying to say in this poem is that Valentine's Day tends to be overrated. And yes, it's true that V-Day makes people scurry around looking for dates just so they won't end up feeling sorry for themselves. It's crazy.