Idiot's Guide to Smart People
Clark Steven Lupton
2003
What you need to know about smart people is this:
You're not worthy to flush their piss
In terms of intellect they're way ahead
While some people out there are just plain brain dead
At grade one they're asked, "What's 2+2? Don't be scared…"
"You're the teacher - you should know it's two squared"
"So would you like to finger paint your favorite food?"
"Child's play! I would rather oil paint a nude."
They win at casinos because they know the odds
They're usually rich because they get the best jobs
Take doctors and engineers, they study really hard
And so they have a big house and a big back yard
So they study hard and don't use tricks
Though beauty and brains don't necessarily mix
Smart people don't always look fine
Take a look at Albert Einstein
Some dumb people's mouths stay open like they're gawking
While there are some geniuses off the chart like Stephen
Hawking
He could solve the mysteries of the universe
He is sickly but it could be worse
Some people are born smart while others just study
You wouldn't catch them copying from a buddy
In exams sometimes they ace
And even go to work in outer space
Although having brains is what you need
It helps a lot if you read
In college many started when they were young
A few were even twelve when they begun
Smart people just have all this knowledge
Chances are they did well in college
Most smart people communicate better
And can spell big words down to the letter
When you're smart you should believe
In all those things you can achieve
Whether it's science, law or the arts
You’ll go farther if you have the smarts
Having intelligence is a gift
And it's power, if you get my drift
Smart people rule and that makes lots of sense
So if you inherited smarts you should thank your parents
aboslutely love this, hilarious but true especially the thing on Einstein. If you look into his bio he was rejected a lot till he proved many of his theories then of course the laughter stopped. The ignorant shut up and actually learned from him. It proves you don't have to be silver spoon fed to be or have a brain. Most of those people consider nerds,rejects,outcasts are brilliant minds and loners because of stupidity of non-acceptance. How stupid is that in and of itself hahalol...