I'm not trying to sound all rude, ignorant and negative
but I don't want to be here even though I promised relatives
the annual church cookout is having another showcase
I need a bulletproof wallet like my nigga Ghostface
cuz I could've sworn I saw a collection plate go across the table
they askin for the same amount I pay with for cable
but what's the meaning of that? I thought we just eat at cookouts
Aw damn, here comes Nate...better be on the lookout
this nigga's breath stink so bad, his teeth duck everytime he speaks
got the nerve to talk H's:Hey...hello, how are you, and who the hell turned up the heat?
I held my nose and spoke my piece and then I kept it movin
just when I thought it was over, why did I bump into Susan?
Susan will screw anything with 3 legs
got a half dozen kids and fertile eggs
this bedhoppin behavior she got it all mastered
come to think of it, her oldest son looks like the pastor *burp
And speaking of which, this mofo owes me like 100 bucks
swindled me and my cousin when we was down on our luck
now he's actin like a duck, got the urge to mention blackmail
don't think I forgot about that "crack sale"
C'mon...don't shush me; cuz we're all adults here
I'm having fun with this, plus I'm on my 5th can of beer
After all, I got dragged here so tell me who's the blame
cuz you know I would've been home watchin the game
Hold up! Who's this chick right here in the pink?
caught her bending over earlier, I didn't for once wink
You mean to tell me that's Miss Mabel's daughter Tammy?
Oh man, I'd like to jump in them panties..... *burp
No disrespect, Miss Mabel, your daughter is full of clarity
I didn't know juicy-booty ran in the family
Okay lemme leave this table cuz Miss Mabel looks pissed
I just gave the woman a compliment, that wasn't no diss
she would know the difference if she knew how to keep a man
her moustache is thicker than mine, thicker than any mans *burp
well here comes Elijah, ice grillin me like I'm gonna budge
What's up with you, cuz? You still holdin on to that 10 year grudge
You still mad cuz I tapped your girl while you were out doing dirt
You wanted me to lie and tell her you was at work
shorty knew your whole steez before she even offered me the ass
and I won't front...she was too hot to pass
Oh now you wanna thump cuz I just pinched a nerve
call me evil or unbelievable, I'm not really concerned
now I see Brother David scarfing down a corn on the cob
got no home training....what a big ass slob *burp
Oh my God.....I see mobs of folks grillin ME down
brandishing steak knives and sticks to crack my crown
I'm getting all this attention from those who I offended
but can I finish my beer before I'm apprehended?
I guess that means no.......so call me a dead man walkin
pardon my behavior, but it was just the alcohol talking......
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Aug. 20, 2004
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